With all the anticipatory hoopla on Tim Burton's Alice about, here's a perfectly-timed glimpse back into the devious, delirious animated Wonderland, Soviet style. READ ME!
Thirty years after Alice's colorful, light-hearted Disneyfication, a Soviet animation studio in Kiev birthed Alice in Wonderland (1981) and Alice Through the Looking Glass (1982)—shape-shifting and color-swirling, comparably creepy thirty minute cartoons. Alice's most psychedelic and schizoid incarnation—a witty, pouty lash-batter with fringed dark locks that float and change hue—bounces her way over bleeding watercolor landscapes, minimalist backgrounds and stretching and sinking sets.
Unlike most other Alices, all lovely and sugar-sweet and just a little spoiled, the Soviet Alice is acidic, stubborn, bitchy and very welcoming to any and all hallucinations Wonderland has to offer, conjured up in a surrealist frolic by the Soviet animators. So what that the Mad Hatter is more of a depressed drunkard?
Tim Burton's CGI-dampened awesomeness as a multi-million addition to the 3D franchise isn't competing in the same weight category, but the vintage cartoon would be a fierce rival. Here's a little treat for the Carol connoisseurs and the casually curious alike... enjoy!
Of all iconic objects of the Soviet era — the orb of the Sputnik, the needle of the Ostankino TV tower — none speaks to the Russian heart as clearly and loudly as the Glass.
As to what it says, well, take a guess: with a volume of exactly 250 grams, the Glass happens to divide the equally classic 750-gram bottle of vodka evenly between three friends. Hence, the whispered invitation heard daily around every Soviet liquor store: "Третьим будешь?" (Wanna be the third one?)
Russia’s Adorable New Unmanned Spy Thing
by Katya Tylevich
Russia’s military has a new unmanned drone — The Pchela-1, or if translated, “The Bee” — and it looks kind of a like a Nintendo Wii-inspired take on a military apparatus. With its charming, family-friendly vibe and sharp design, this critter puts the “cute” back in “surveillance aircraft.” We feel pretty good about something so adorable potentially hunting us down like wild, helpless prey with nowhere to hide.
An Anti-Democracy Truck Ride, Anyone?
Thank you,The New York Times for bringing to our attention the Anti-Democracy truck. Deep in the snow-covered lands of Siberia, the proletariat workers assemble the odd-looking (like all other Russian-made cars) vehicle designed for breaking up demonstrations and strikes. The steel beast can bump the protesting crowd with its reinforced bumper, can assault them with the terrible noise and, of course, hit them with the water cannon.