March 16, 2:00 PM DHL Suspends Shipping To Russia |
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January 15, 7:00 PM Carrying $1 Million In Cash Around Moscow Is Still Dangerous |
If you decide to go around Moscow with $1 Million in your bag, here is an advice: Don't. It sounds like a silly advice, doesn't it? But it is not. |
December 30, 1:50 PM The Hermitage Museum Reluctantly Lowers Ticket Prices for Foreigners |
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September 27, 9:00 AM High-Speed Train Puts Joy Back Into Travel |
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September 22, 9:00 AM Call Me, I Am Flying Over Moscow |
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July 7, 8:40 AM Video: Sticky Reality, Roads and Fools |
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July 1, 8:00 AM Moscow Is Getting Ready for Obama |
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May 23, 12:00 AM Paul McCartney, come to Yekaterinburg already! |
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March 15, 12:00 AM March Russia! Q&A Session |
A panel of RUSSIA! editors, contributors and invited experts will be answering readers' questions about Russia. All queries are welcome, from advice on visiting this strange land to the dreaded "Is your magazine funded by the Kremlin?" question. You can also share your own ideas and tips about Russia. |
February 17, 12:00 AM Let Them Eat Work Visas! A Tax For Foreign Celebrities |
Russia’s Federal Migration Service is cracking down on good times at high prices. A new policy, currently under consideration, is going to make it much harder for Russian millionaires to invite their favorite singers, rockers, and Paris Hiltons to perform at private parties. Under the new policy, all entertainers entering Russia would need to apply for work visas, and pay the resultant taxes. Needless to say, this is a buzzkill. A work visa requires advance notice and tons of paperwork on both ends, but it's especially irksome for the performer, who must endure "labor" tests and blood work, including HIV testing. Say, this wouldn’t have anything to do with band Björn Again leaking Putin’s affinity for ABBA cover bands to the press, does it? That’ll teach foreigners to open their yappers. It’s called a private party for a reason. |
February 11, 4:00 PM Seriously. The Pilot Had Been Drinking. |
We hate to do this to you, Aeroflot. We really do. But we have to add this to our string of recent Aeroflot bashings. You know the Aeroflot-Nord (an Aeroflot subsidiary) Boeing 737 that took a nosedive near the Ural mountains in Perm last autumn, killing all 88 people onboard? Well, not only have the reasons for the crash been determined as “poor training,” lack of preparedness, and the subsequent “disorientation” of the crew, but the crew commander’s blood just tested positive for alcohol in a forensic study. The revelation casts the previous drunken-pilot story in an entirely different light. |
February 4, 12:00 AM Aeroflot Discovers Some New Symptoms Of Stroke |
Aeroflot has issued an apology about December's drunken pilot fiasco. And in typical Aeroflot fashion, it's pretty half-assed. How can they say they’re apologizing but still not admit that the pilot was drunk? A spokesperson told the Moscow Times, “We accept that his physical condition was not good,” once again implying that he’d suffered a stroke. Slurred speech and impaired walking, granted, are symptoms of both intoxication and stroke. But considering he celebrated his birthday the night before, which do you think it was? Add to that the fact that, when accused of being drunk, he turned sheepish and promised not to touch anything. It seems Aeroflot finds the prospect of being written off as drunk Russians so terrifying, they would rather have us believe that they’re letting stroke victims fly their planes. |
February 3, 8:00 AM Ladies And Gentlemen, This Is Your Captain Drinking |
We’re almost too excited to write this one. Here’s the gist: Ksenya Sobchak, nominally the Russian Paris Hilton but so much more, saves Aeroflot passengers from a ride aboard the Drunk Pilot Express. But, the long story — which includes a lesson in Russia’s “customer is always wrong and will be told as much” service policy, and gives credit to Russians’ incredible drunk-dar — is even better. |
January 19, 10:50 AM Wet, Cold Speedo Contest: Muscovites Enjoy Mass Unholy Dunk |
Moscow's frozen Borisovsky Ponds (barely) held last night's "christening" ceremony: an altogether ungodly event marked by a queue of half-naked Muscovites and their neighbors braving subzero (°C) temperatures for a fleeting dip in arctic waters. When security tried to discourage participants from disrobing on the ice for fear of it cracking, several semi-nudes responded by hopping the metal (metal!) barriers and cutting in line. |
December 21, 4:29 PM You Are Not Free to Move About the Country |
In parts of the U.S., you can still get pulled over for a DWB (Driving While Black). In Russia, it's WWT (Walking While Tajik). Migrant workers — and brown people in general — from Central Asia and the Caucasus are constantly being stopped by Moscow's police and made to show their passports. The interaction often ends with a bribe. RUSSIA! illustator Masha Krasnova-Shabaeva has depicted this familiar scene on, of all things, a passport holder. |
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